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- echo ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
- echo │ Jokes & Quotes has been successfully installed! │
- echo │──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
- echo │ Thanks for evaluating Jokes & Quotes. I'm sure you'll find it │
- echo │ entertaining and easy to use and if you're a LAN administrator │
- echo │ you'll find it has some truly useful features. │
- echo │──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
- echo │ By the way, the program used to install Jokes & Quotes is another │
- echo │ shareware program called QUIK-INSTALL. If you have need of a power- │
- echo │ ful yet small install program call me. Check a few of it's features: │
- echo │ │
- echo │ * Supports multiple disk installations. │
- echo │ * Installs by copying files or installs using EXE archives. │
- echo │ * Creates subdirectory & copies files using a single key press. │
- echo │ * Checks disk space. If not enough informs user of amount needed. │
- echo │ * Option to exit in the installed directory. │
- echo │ * Can "stuff" keyboard buffer with any command after installation. │
- echo │ * Colors can be customized. │
- echo │ * Stores setup internally. (Self modifying code.) │
- echo │ * And a few other goodies... │
- echo │──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
- echo │ Press a key to continue... │
- echo └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
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- echo ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
- echo │ Jokes & Quotes 1.4 │
- echo │──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
- echo │ Nearly 4000 (Over 6000 when you register) jokes, quotes, maxims, │
- echo │ stories, antecedents, platitudes, axioms, facts and more in 25 on- │
- echo │ screen categories. Full mouse support and context sensitive help! │
- echo │ Be sure to use the F1 key to read about the different categories! │
- echo │──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
- echo │ Jokes & Quotes requires no other setup for operation on a stand- │
- echo │ alone PC. If you are running Jokes & Quotes from a network the only │
- echo │ setup required is that you execute the program from the directory │
- echo │ you want the JQ.SET file to be created in, usually the user's home │
- echo │ directory. For example if the Jokes & Quotes program has been │
- echo │ installed in a directory named JQ on the P: drive you would change │
- echo │ to the user's HOME directory and type: P:\JQ\JQ. That's it! The │
- echo │ JQ program will create and maintain the necessary files for each │
- echo │ user on the network. Read the JQ.DOC file for more info. │
- echo │──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
- echo │ Press a key to start the program... │
- echo └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
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